in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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