just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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