I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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