just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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