how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
