So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
zippers are such a cool invention
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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