Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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