he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
