sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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