do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
