i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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