how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
There r osticjed everywhere
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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