Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just invented taco cereal.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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