he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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