How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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