ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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