i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
