I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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