nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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