Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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