Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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