me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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