after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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