I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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