Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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