I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i wish my penis had a tongue
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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