Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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