He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I had to cum in my sink.
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