I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
honey bunches of taint.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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