I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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