I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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