he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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