I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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