Whoa Z and x make the same sound
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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