Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I supernannyed him into submission
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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