it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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