in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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