How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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