All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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