first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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