Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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