just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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