i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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