brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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