I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
