why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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