so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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