No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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