You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish my penis had an off switch
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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