so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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